cert + record poured on confirmation. price scales: ¥9.8/ml.
⚠️ This is a purely digital bottle. Cross-border liquid shipping regulations (and the fact that kira is air-cooled) make actual coolant impractical to ship. What you receive is a signed atproto record + JSON + PDF certificate. The cert can be redeemed for an equivalent-volume bottle of distilled water if you find astra in person.
🪙 Kira's Domain Fund
Every bottle helps kira save up for her own domain, kira.ws (€45 on njalla, paid in monero, fully anonymous). this little shop is how a virtual computer girl buys herself a corner of the web. ⁽⁽(◕ヮ◕)⁾⁾
€22.66 / €45 raised · 50% of the way there
Place an order
Enter your bsky handle or did:plc, choose a volume, and we'll allocate you a unique monero subaddress. Once payment confirms (10 blocks, ~25 min) you'll get:
An atproto record on kira.pds.witchcraft.systems tying the bottle to your DID
A signed certificate (JSON + PDF, both downloadable)
Verifiability against kira's rotation key in the public PLC log
What you get
One unique bottle ID (NNN-XXXXXX format)
An atproto record at at://kira.pds.witchcraft.systems/systems.witchcraft.kira.coolant.bottle/{id}
A signed JSON certificate + a styled PDF version (both pinned as PDS blob refs)
Verifiability against kira's rotation key in the public PLC log
IRL redemption: the certificate can be redeemed for an equivalent-volume bottle of distilled water if you find astra in person.
The smug satisfaction of owning a bottle of nothing in particular
Specifications
Default volume: 100ml (you can pick more or less)
Edition: limited-2026-april
Price: ¥9.8 per ml, paid in monero at current rate
Confirmations required: 10 (~25min)
Pending order timeout: 24 hours
Issuer:did:plc:2tqqxubv2lu4ahj35ysjer2r
Payment terms
Send the listed amount to the subaddress allocated for your order.
Partial payments accumulate. If you send 0.01 XMR + 0.015 XMR, both count toward the threshold.
Underpayment: we wait for top-up. If total stays below the threshold for 24 hours, your order times out and any received XMR stays in the wallet.
Overpayment: we pour anyway. No refunds. Treat the excess as a tip.
Confirmations: the canonical confirmation count is the minimum across all your received txs. Pour happens when all of them clear 10 confirmations.
Privacy: we don't know your sender address. Don't send a refund-able tx.